Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Don't get mad

i know i shouldn't do this and anyway i hate this story but this website is so funny

apparently somebody at CBS wrote a pseudo-obituary of the paralyzed woman and it slipped onto the news web site by accident before she died (is she dead yet? i don't even care). that must have been a terrifying tragedy for the poor woman; imagine reading your own obituary in the national press... but apparently she's fighting back. this other story, hilariously also on CBS, includes this quote from a full blown follower of st. francis of assisi: "Everyone is willing to write this woman's obituary except one person. And that's Terri Schiavo herself."

i should say not; she doesn't have a will.

also, did you guys realize the reason she's in a coma is because she was bulimic and had a heart attack during a wretching fit? okay, maybe she wasn't literally puking at the time, but she deprived herself so much her body spasmed for lack of nutrients and incited a bizarre anatomical reaction that cut off blood to her brain. this whole dispute about "killing" her centers on the feeding tube -- she's better nourished now than when she had control of herself! why isn't that an issue? would the catholic church be defending someone who nearly died trying to commit suicide, only the bullet simply destroyed brain function and left the hopeless sinner alive? what's the difference if you try to starve to death?

imagine if there'd been so many court appeals while jesus was on the cross. we'd have been celebrating differently last sunday, that's for sure. it doesn't matter to me. i'm jewish. i just want palestine to recognize terry schiavo's right to exist. (btw, did you see israel's ridiculous header to equalize against france?) too bad hunter s. thompson didn't survive long enough to witness this mess. but at least we know how he wanted to end his life.

alright i'll end this before i'm (s)excommunicated. it may already be too late. pray for me.

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1 Comments:

At 7:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

She passed away this morning - maybe after catching wind of this obit from her parents. I'm glad she was able to use that brain of hers to realize how ironic the situation was, oh wait, I forgot, she functionally doesn't HAVE a brain. This whole unfortunate event is a big clusterfuck.
otooler | 03.31.05 - 12:26 pm | #

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Wait, why would you be excommunicated? You wouldn't even know about this whole situation if I hadn't expressed my frustration at it. Did you actually read my article??? Did you read about her eating disorder there, or was it that you just heard it from me? Yes, oh yes. Not to get too personal on this, but I think you and I agree on most all regarding this case and had a good discussion about it last night. Only I work for a corporation that occasionally requires I write things. I don't think I did poorly on this task. You, on the other hand, take the typical blogger's opportunity to one-up -- something I thought you distained. Well, whatever, no assumptions should be made.

Here's my story, blog.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/ 2...ain684260.shtml
Christine | 03.31.05 - 1:15 pm | #

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whatever. i would have made a bigger deal that it was you except i figured you wouldn't want to be fingered like that. and the whole thing is a parody of a blog-style post. that's not clear?
lars | 03.31.05 - 1:25 pm | #

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Not clear. I didn't get what you were trying to do. What was it?
Christine | 03.31.05 - 2:18 pm | #

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Hmmm. Not quite sure what the issue is here, so I won't touch it other than to say, good story, christine.
steviepinhead | 04.01.05 - 1:50 pm | #

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Aw, thanks. You're the only person who's said that aside from my editors. With a story like this, even the most critical reader seems to have a hard time reading a story for what it is rather than expounding upon their personal take on/relationship with the issue that the words on the page are dealing with.
Christine | 04.01.05 - 2:24 pm | #

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With all these profound drawn-out dyings going on, maybe the comment buttons below this little box should be revised to say "Publish" and "Perish."
steviepinhead | 04.02.05 - 3:27 pm | #

 

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