this will blow abbot + costello out of the water
Nathan: I'm looking for timmy
Lars: You didn't hear?
Nathan: No why?
SHAKING HEAD
Lars: well.
Nathan: Where is he?
Lars: Well.
PAUSE
Nathan: what is it?
Lars: Well.
Nathan: You don't know where he is?
Lars: Yes of course.
Nathan: Then where's timmy?
Lars: well.
PAUSE
Nathan: well?
Lars: yes.
PAUSE
Nathan: what?
Lars: I said yes.
Nathan: I say where's timmy now?
Lars: Well.
Nathan: Well?
Lars: You got it.
PAUSE
Nathan: What are you waiting for?
Lars: Waiting for what?
Nathan: Are you going to tell me?
Lars: Where's timmy?
Nathan: Yes.
Lars: Well.
PAUSE
Nathan: Well?
Lars: Yes.
Nathan: I don't understand.
Lars: Well well well.
Nathan: Don't make fun of me.
Lars: I'm not. That's all I can say.
Nathan: Why the big secret?
Lars: It's not a secret the whole town knows.
Nathan: Then why didn't I hear?
Lars: I don't know.
Nathan: Where is he though?
Lars: Well!
PAUSE
Nathan: Well?
Lars: It's a long story.
Nathan: Then get on with it.
Lars: I don't know all the details.
Nathan: Then what have you heard?
Lars: Well.
Nathan: Go on.
Lars: No really.
Nathan: really what?
Lars: well.
Nathan: WHERE IS TIMMY?
Lars: WELL!
Nathan: This is so strange.
Lars: Rare, yes.
Nathan: I'm asking you where timmy is.
Lars: Right. Well.
Nathan: Do you even know where timmy is?
Lars: I've told you so.
Nathan: Then where?
Lars: Well.
Nathan: This is hopeless.
Lars: I don't think so.
Nathan: But what can I do?
Lars: Go get a rope or something.
Nathan: To hang you or hang me?
Lars: No for timmy dummy.
Nathan: Why where is he?
Lars: Well.
Nathan: Have you spoken to him?
Lars: Yes
Nathan: is he okay?
Lars: not really.
Nathan: why not?
SHRUGGING
Lars: I mean. Well.
SHAKING HEAD
Nathan. Mmm well…
Lars: You know what I mean.
PAUSE
Nathan: Is he dead? That's what you're trying to say?
Lars: No no! I didn't say medium!
Nathan: What?
Lars: Well Well! That's all there is to it.
Nathan: Oh well forget it. How are you.
Lars: not well…
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